Bribing the Muse

There is no feeling worse for a writer than watching the cursor blink on a blank document, knowing that words should be forming and pages filled. When you want to write with all of your being, but nothing comes forth. I hope you’ve never experienced this. I wish that no writer would ever have to go through it. But, unfortunately, they do.
I’ve experienced this on numerous occasions, too many to count. It makes me sick to my stomach to even think about it, but avoiding it doesn’t make it less so. I’ve tried many different ways to kick my muse into gear. Some have worked, others haven’t, and some have worked once and not the next time. It’s a crazy, difficult, and sometimes impossible feat to get your muse to cooperate. I still haven’t figured it out, I’m not sure I ever will, but I will keep trying.
Some of the methods I’ve tried are…
- Focusing on other things, hoping she’ll show up eventually
- Listening to different types of music to encourage her
- Laying in the bathtub hoping for inspiration
- Bribing her with chocolate or a nice glass of wine
- Writing anyway, thinking she’ll join in later
My muse is a trickster. Sometimes she’ll show up for just a short while, enough for me to write a nice scene or two, only to disappear again. I can’t tell you how many stories I’ve started, only to lose interest in them a short while into the story. But, even for that tiny little bit, she was good to me. I’ve written a scene that I’ve absolutely loved! Maybe it’ll never make it into a novel, but it’s still worth remembering.
So, how do you encourage the participation of your muse? Do they give you as much trouble as mine? Share your thoughts with me, maybe even a secret or two, on getting through to the sneaky creatures.



Hi Lynne,
What I’ve been finding is I have to find a way into the story. Basically, find the scene that interests me the most, the moment even, and daydream.
In the middle of that very process right now.
Lynne,
I’ve found that when I have writer’s block it’s usually because I haven’t taken the time to let one of my characters speak …. or more likely, I haven’t shown the proper amount of information in order for the next step I know needs to be made to be made.
Information is missing for the reader and for me. Usually it’s because I’m impatient and I don’t want to explore the story… I want to get to a specific scene. These moments of discovery always add so much depth and detail yet I’m so impatient to get them done.
Yeap, impatience. I find it is worse than anything else for my muse.
April
Thanks for the comments girls! Yeah, I’m pretty sure impatience may be one of my problems. I don’t like having to wait for it.